Quotable Quotes

The Master: I am the Master, and you...
The Doctor: Evening.
The Master:... will come to like me once you get to know me, my dear Miss Cheney.

— By Various; Under Doctor Who

Keep an eye on it for me, will you? I'm just popping out to do something... eccentric.
— By REG-Ninth Doctor; Under Doctor Who

Prime: What are you?
The Doctor: No, it's how are you.

— By Various; Under Doctor Who

Alison: What are you?
The Doctor: Mildly annoyed.

— By Various; Under Doctor Who

Doctor: But I don't exist in your world!
Alt!Brig: Then you won't feel the bullets when we shoot you.

— By Various; Under Doctor Who

Hex: You look really nice. That dress really suits you.
Ace: Shut your face.

— By Various; Under Doctor Who

You must survive, Doctor. Too many of your enemies would delight in your death!
— By Turlough; Under Doctor Who

(regarding Eighth Doctor's 'death')
Seven: (clapping) Bravo! Bravo my friend!
Five: Very good.
Six: Not bad, I suppose. A little overwrought perhaps. But it's a better exit than I ever had. A bang on the head?! I ask you...
Seven: Even that's more dignified than what I endured. Didn't see that one coming, did I?

— By Various; Under Doctor Who

What is it about Earth people that makes them think a futile gesture is a noble one?
— By Turlough; Under Doctor Who

Good to see you again, Miss Pollard. Welcome to your insanity.
— By The TARDIS; Under Doctor Who